Record one embarrassing video. We lock it in a vault. Go to the gym on your days and it stays locked. Skip, and everyone gets to watch.
15 seconds of your worst dance move. Live camera, one take, no re-records.
Choose your gym days, with a different time for each one. That’s your sentence.
At the gym, point your camera at any machine. One second and you’re safe.
Miss a session and your tape goes public on the Wall of Shame. Strangers react.
A countdown to your next session and the tape you’re protecting. The closer the deadline, the louder the screen gets. The glass cracks too.
No sets, no reps, no logging. Point your camera at any piece of gym equipment and you’re checked in in one second. Your kitchen doesn’t count. We checked.
A public feed of skipped sessions. You react with six emoji and nothing else. No comments, by design. It’s silly, not cruel.
Every session banks points. Spend them on Skip Passes, a Gold Vault skin, custom roast emoji, or Gymshark gift cards.
It takes a year of showing up. We make sure that year actually happens.
“I haven’t missed a Wednesday in eight months. Fear is a great personal trainer.”
“My tape is me singing Celine Dion. I will never skip leg day again.”
“Got caught once. Once. Then I bought a Skip Pass like an adult.”
Start with one free day. Then commit, the same way you’d commit to the gym.
Every feature exists for one job. If it didn’t help you show up, we cut it.
Your sealed tape and a live countdown to the next session. It shifts from Safe to Warning to Critical as the deadline gets closer.
15 seconds, live camera, one take. Shuffle the dare roulette for ideas: worst dance move, off-key singing, your villain origin story.
Pick your gym days and set a different time for each one. Monday at 6:30am, Thursday at 7pm. Your week, your rules.
Point at any gym equipment or a QR sticker. Checked in in one second. No logging.
When the countdown hits zero, a full-screen alarm fires. Scan in to stop it, or snooze by burning a Skip Pass.
A full-screen feed of everyone caught today. Six emoji reactions, no text comments. Tap any clip to open the Roast Room.
Sick, travelling, or just human? Use a pass to skip one session with no penalty. 500 points each.
Spend points on a Gold Vault skin, custom roast emoji for the feed, or Gymshark gift cards.
One free day to look around. Then it’s you, the gym, and a countdown.